What? The tailgate shuts down after the second quarter? I can’t hear you. I’m so drunk I have lost auditory sensation.
1 bottle Gatorade
1 patch of grass, for pouring out half of Gatorade
1 part rest of Gatorade
1 part Vodka/Rum/Everclear/Sprite Zero—in your drunken stupor it’ll all be the same.
