House: Kirkland
Concentration: Economics
Hometown: Gilroy, CA
Ideal date: Illegal fire in the fireplace, a little R. Kelly and champagne in plastic cups for all three of us.
Your sexiest physical trait: Legs that make the girls go ya-ya.
Best way for a girl/guy to get your attention: Find me at a bar and tell me all about her concentration, life in NYC, how she feels when she sings a capella and how she plans to tour Europe this summer. That, or stab me
in the thigh with a shiv.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Driving around in a van, solving mysteries.
First thing you notice about a girl: That she dresses well, drinks moderately and doesn’t charge by the hour.
Your best pickup line: I am a magical being. Now back it up and drop it like it’s hot.
The most memorable pickup line a girl/guy has ever used on you: Damn, I thought “very fine” only came in a bottle.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I have a time machine.
Favorite thing about Harvard: www.primalscream/~picturesofmyfriendsgirlfriends.edu
Most important thing you’ve learned at Harvard so far: That my West Coast rap style makes the East Coast girls quiver.
Sketchiest moment at Harvard: Wrestling on the roof of Weld Hall.
One thing you must do before graduation: Science B.
Describe yourself in three words: Sweet ass sweet.
In 15 minutes you are: Crossing this off my life’s to-do list.
In 15 years you are: Living vicariously through my son’s little league triumphs. Keep your eye on the ball, you little shit.
