1) Blame me; I’m Jewish.
2) Support Financial Aid—I need another butler.
3) Ask me about my I-banking job.
4) Bulimia: eat every meal twice.
5) Real men don’t pay alimony.
6) Abortion is for quitters.
7) Charity is for chumps. Literacy is for losers.
8) Marriage is sooo gay.
9) Syphilis—pass it on.
10) I liked Janet’s boob.
11) Jessica Simpson is smarter than you.
12) Do you know who my daddy is?
13) Water is for the proles.
14) Meritocracy’s fine—if it’s the best you’ve got.
15) This T-shirt is made in Malaysia and I bought it anyway.
Hillel
The Admissions Office
Everyone, Women in Business
ECHO
Radcliffe Union of Students
Students For Choice
PBHA
BGLTSA
PCC, UHS
Gladden Pappin, the Federal Communications Commision
Owl Club
Bee Club
The Dudley Coop
Porcellian Club
Harvard Students Against Sweatshops
