Each year, FM buttons up its labcoat and undergoes a highly scientific and undeniably objective search for fifteen smoldering hot first-years. Meet these magnetic members of the Class of 2007.
And try not to drool too much.
Okechukwu R. Linton
Dorm: Straus
Hometown: Schererville, Ind.
Sexiest physical trait: Abs.
Three words that describe you: Ambitious, confident, nonchalant.
Ideal mate: Sweet, cute and caring.
Class is: The way you carry yourself.
Hottest person you know: Elisha N. Jackson ’07.
Hottest person you don’t know: Halle Berry.
Hottest class at Harvard: Chem 7.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Fly back to Chicago and hit up some clubs.
Hot is: Me. Just playin’.
Kiersten L. Riedler
Dorm: Greenough
Hometown: San Diego, Calif.
Sexiest physical trait: Smile.
Three words that describe you: Down-to-earth, fun-loving, spontaneous.
Ideal mate: Someone who can always make me laugh.
Class is: Intelligence, sophistication and beauty.
Hottest person you know: Dave W. Kunst ’07.
Hottest person you don’t know: Sean William Scott.
Hottest class at Harvard: Statistics 100.
Hottest thing you to do on a Saturday night: Party with my girlfriends.
Hot is: ???
Victoria B. Ilyinsky
Dorm: Holworthy
Hometown: Litchfield, Conn.
Hottest trait: My legs.
Three words that describe you: Confident, loving, and passionate.
Ideal mate: He’s well-read but quotes “The Family Guy.” He’s the life of the party, but never skips section.
Class is: Either Hepburn.
Hottest person you know: K. O’Neill.
Hottest person you don’t know: A senior in Spain.
Hottest class at Harvard: Portuguese.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: A lap dance in Kirkland.
Hot is: LAX’ers, of course!
Carle Stenmark
Dorm: Matthews
Hometown: Denver, Colo.
Your Hottest Physical Trait: I hear it is my incredibly chiseled features but to me that is vanity, a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of.
3 words to describe you: Ridiculously Good Looking.
Describe your Ideal mate: A female version of myself.
Class is: Being one with nature.
Hottest Person you know: Myself, of course.
Hottest Person you don’t know: My unborn son.
Hottest Class at Harvard: The Photographic Portrait.
Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Hang out with other ridiculously good-looking people.
Hot is: A 6’ 2’’ blonde Harvard Student.
Arianna
Brandolini d’Adda
Dorm: Weld
Hometown: London, England and New York City.
Three words that describe you: Honest, tolerant, charismatic.
Sexist physical trait: Legs, when I show them off.
Ideal mate: Hugh Jackman.
Class is: The way you present and carry yourself.
Hottest person you know: A really good friend’s older brother in London.
Hottest person you don’t know: Hugh Jackman.
Hottest class: Personality Psychology.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Watching the last Sex and the City episode on TiVo at the Spee.
Hot is: Enough to keep it interesting.
Dylan Reese
Dorm: Canaday
Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pa. (the hockey hotbed of USA).
Your Hottest Physical Trait: Probably my chewed up toes from my hockey skates, or maybe just my exccesive amount of armpit hair. It’s a toss up.
3 words to describe you: Outgoing, energetic, boozehound.
Describe your Ideal mate: A girl who is funny, good looking and always wanting to have a good time. She also has to be willing to put me in my place every once in a while. I love the thrill of the chase.
Class is: Rocking the party scene with a full khaki suit, or for special occasions, Beyonce Knowles jeans with a button down shirt.
Hottest Person you know: Aimee Dobrowski.
Hottest Person you don’t know: Marisa Miller (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model) and Claire Lukeman (Future Sports Illustrated model).
Hottest Class at Harvard: Definitely “Human Sexuality.” Who doesn’t want to spend a solid hour every day talking sex?
Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Preferably get the hell away from Harvard to a Boston club, but boozing with the guys then going to a finals club late night is always a good time.
Hot is: I don’t know, you tell me, FM.
Diana C. Montoya-Fontalvo
Dorm: Matthews
Hometown: Gainesville, Fla.
Sexiest physical trait: Hair.
Three words that describe you: Lively, warm, random.
Ideal mate: Funny, has intelligent ideas, willing to make a fool of himself.
Class is: Beauty and simplicity.
Hottest person you know: A tie: my boyfriend and my sister.
Hottest person you don’t know: Enrique Inglesias.
Hottest class at Harvard: Sex. [Editor’s Note: Science B-29]
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Salsa dancing.
Hot is: Looking comfortable even when you’re really not.
Ko Yada
Dorm: Wigglesworth
Hometown: Newport, Ore.
Three words that describe you: 1. Oh 2. My 3. God
Sexist physical trait: Eyes.
Ideal mate: A girl.
Class is: Ass with a “cl” in front of it
Hottest person you know: The most beautiful person in the world is my mother.
Hottest person you don’t know: Halle Berry.
Hottest class at Harvard: Religion 1529: Personal Choice and Global Transformation. Having the courage to go against the grain and develop non-conventional methods to achieve idealistic goals for world improvement…that’s hot.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Last weekend I had pizza with my boy Jimmy and he stole the towel out of my shower.
Hot is: Wasabi.
Lauren L. Jackson
Dorm: Weld
Hometown: Orange County, Calif.
Sexiest physical trait: Eyes.
Three words that describe you: Energetic, effervescent, “Blasian.” [Editor’s note: Lauren describes “Blasian” as black and Asian.]
Ideal mate: Sense of humor, cute smile, cute accent.
Class is: Audrey Hepburn.
Hottest person you know: Laura E. Weidman ’04
Hottest person you don’t know: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Hottest class at Harvard: Fairy Tales.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Grab pizza, sit down on my futon and watch Dirty Dancing with my boyfriend.
Hot is: Dancing on stage and feeling the audience’s energy.
Joc Christiana
Dorm: Weld
Hometown: Baton Rouge, La.
Your Hottest Physical Trait: My butt.
3 words to describe you: Sweet, innocent, naive.
Describe your Ideal mate: Blond hair, green eyes, petite and a beautiful smile.
Class is: Proper, cultured, respectable.
Hottest Person you know: I am surrounded by so many.
Hottest Person you don’t know: Britney Spears.
Hottest Class at Harvard: The freshman class of course.
Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Take advantage of what Boston has to offer.
Hot is: An attitude, not just a look.
Gideon A. Valkin
Dorm: Pennypacker
Hometown: Johannesburg, South Africa.
Three words that describe you: Crazy, open-minded, party.
Sexist physical trait: That’s not for me to say.
Ideal mate: Dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair, reasonably thin, has to be fun and up to party.
Class is: Being socially aware, being able to be comfortable in a group and have other people feel comfortable around you.
Hottest person you know: Friend back in South Africa.
Hottest person you don’t know: Julia Roberts.
Hottest class: Social Psychology—with a book called “The Evolution of Desire: Strategies of Human Mating.”
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: In Florida playing tennis.
Hot is: Being forward.
Annie R. Shawn
Dorm: Holworthy
Hometown: North Bennington, Vt.
Hottest trait: My neckline.
Three words that describe you: Caring, cheerful, dedicated.
Ideal mate: Someone who is very caring and will do anything to make you feel better if you’re sad.
Class is: Confidence with a little bit of sexiness.
Hottest person you know: A boy whom I don’t want to name.
Hottest person you don’t know: This guy I saw playing rugby in the Quad last Sunday—he was wearing a maroon shirt.
Hottest class at Harvard: Chem lab, with John Voith.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: I don’t really want to talk about that.
Hot is: A good haircut, smooth skin, and a great attitude.
Pia S. Desai
Dorm: Stoughton
Hometown: West Bloomfield, Mich.
Sexiest physical trait: Eyes.
Three words that describe you: Sarcastic, friendly, vivacious.
Ideal mate: Sense of humor, compassionate, great eyes and abs.
Class is: Being comfortable with yourself.
Hottest person you know: ???
Hottest person you don’t know: Andy Roddick.
Hottest class at Harvard: Religion 1529.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Chill with my brother and his friends at Princeton.
Hot is: A state of mind.
John F. Voith
Dorm: Thayer
Hometown: Miami, Fla.
Hottest trait: The huge guns. [Editor’s note: his arms]
Three words that describe you: Athletic, outgoing, easygoing.
Ideal mate: Jessica Simpson.
Class is: James Bond.
Hottest person you know: Larry Summers.
Hottest person you don’t know: Megan Cameron.
Hottest class at Harvard: Pre-frosh.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Putting out my friend’s eyelash when it caught on fire.
Hot is: Taking care of yourself and dressing well.
Akash Goel
Dorm: Matthews
Hometown: Peru, Ill.
Three words that describe you: Dorky, creative, unsure.
Sexist physical trait: My cheeks (all four of them).
Ideal mate: Her name is Meg (my girlfriend).
Class is: Something I sleep through Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Hottest person you know: My roommate.
Hottest person you don’t know: Kiera Knightley.
Hottest class at Harvard: Music.
Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: A jazz show at Ryles.
Hot is: Annenberg’s chicken parmesan.
