1. Drinking a lot of water so you’ll have to pee a lot
2. Watching “Just Shoot Me”
3. Reading FM
4. Editing the Indy
5. Procrasturbation
6. Calling long-neglected family members
7. Complaining about tonight’s Brain Break. “Like, why can’t I just get a plain bagel? What’s this rock-hard thing covered in seeds?”
8. Attempting to create new emoticons: “It’s a man with a sideways question mark-shaped scar winking!”
9. “Refreshing” various websites
10. Posting your valuable thoughts on the Palestine-Israel conflict to your house open list
11. Trying to convince Tommy’s to sell a fish sandwich
12. Joining the Fox
13. Petitioning the intramural office because you suspect that the guy who rocked you in six-foot and under IM basketball was 6’1”
14. Filling out HUDS comment cards
15. Incurring debts to crank dealer
