15 Valentine's Day Gifts That Were Later Regretted 15-inch buttplug Dirty laundry Wrench Divorce papers IOU for a teabag session
        
        
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          Feb 14, 2002
        
        
        
       
      
        15 Valentine's Day Gifts That Were Later Regretted  - 15-inch buttplug
- Dirty laundry
- Wrench
- Divorce papers
- IOU for a teabag session
- Four 1995 issues of Black Tail
- Poster of Screech
- “Hot-lovin’ sandwich.” Sandwich turns out to be an Italian sub, no mayo.
- Ticket that says “the ticket to my heart.” On the ticket is a picture of Pamela Anderson’s ass. 
- Authentic Rollerball  memorabilia
- Admission of seven years of marital infidelity
- Subscription to the Salient
- Grain and hay
- Livestock
- Slice from Tommy’s