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What if my job interview conflicts with Eleganza?
How many days must I wait before hooking up with my roommate’s ex-girlfriend?
Should I rat out the student who copies my economics problem or punch his Final Club?
Why won’t the grill guy in the dining hall ever give me ham?
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