SCOPED!
Joseph M. Hanzich ’06
Dorm: Weld
Concentration: Government
Hometown: Trabuco Canyon, Calif.
Ideal date: Sunset dinner on the beach (only works on the other coast), a Lakers game (or maybe a play, if she’s into that), and then dessert.
Ideal mate: Fun, smart, serious when she needs to be, caring and cute.
Your sexiest physical trait: My quickly-fading California tan.
Favorite thing about Harvard: Sometimes when you stop and look around and you realize, “Wow, I’m at Harvard.”
Best way for a girl to get your attention: A smile always works.
Freshman or senior girl? Freshman girl.
Sketchiest moment at Harvard: The first time I had to do research in Widener, getting locked in the stacks in the dark after closing.
Best experience at Harvard? An inspirational conversation with Ted Sorensen.
Most important thing you’ve learned in college so far: As a good friend of mine with charming Southern grammar told me, “Peoples are there for peoples.”
Where to find you on a Saturday night: With a group of friends having fun or getting lost in Boston.
The most memorable pick-up line a girl has ever tried on you: “Can I be your trophy wife?”
Describe yourself in three words: Southern Cali boy.
In 15 years you are: Involved in politics somewhere that’s warm, sunny and close to a beach.
