From: [a wounded man]
To: [a friend]
Subject: [some guy] is an asshole
Hey [friend]
so, [guy’s name] is being an asshole. I was laying on his floor, really comfortable. he kept on poking me w/his foot and w/the broom. it hurt. i’m not going to his concert. hes such an asshole. he’s not thoughtful or considerate. i’m so mad. fuck. he was literlally poking me really hard. we are officially starting a fight from today. i’m not going to his concert on Saturday. it hurt. physically. alot. what a cock. i can’t believe him. fuck. bithch. i’m going to poke him for one month.
bah.
[a wounded man]
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