Eric F. Citron ’03 loves Halloween
You gotta love Halloween at Harvard. I mean, it’s the only excuse for the otherwise tame female population to get dressed up like hos. Whereas Halloween used to be about kids disguising themselves as Batman and Wonder Boy to excite the toddler that lives across the street, now it’s about chicks disguising themselves as Naughty Nurse and Catholic School Girl to excite the toddler that lives in my pants. It’s the only annual slut-tacular celebration of skank not confined to the Owl Club.
Ryan C. Downer ’04 hates Halloween
Halloween sucks because all these kids walk around banging on doors, demanding handouts, and acting like they’re entitled to free candy ’cause they’re wearing a cape and a Batman mask. All of a sudden it’s cool to wander the neighborhood begging for food, and if you don’t give them anything, you’re a jerk. Well, that’s crap. I say you kids are the jerks for making me get up every 15 seconds. Any other night, you could call the cops and have the little ruffians taken away. But one year I did that and now the neighbors don’t speak to me. Anyway, buy your own damn Reese’s Pieces. I want mine for myself.
