Fifteen Crappy Halloween Costumes
1. White guy
2. “The quiet type”
3. Peter Parker
4. Electrified third rail
5. SuperDan, worn by a guy named Dan
6. Kid picked last for kickball
7. Sir Drinks-a-Lot
8. “Man-Spider”
9. Slightly gayer version of myself
10. This guy
11. “The Termi-Nader”
12. Señor Impotence
13. The Little Engine That Sucked
14. Schwimmer, David
15. The Grim Beeper
