If Matt Damon, host of Cultural Rhythms, had completed his requirements on time, he would have been a Harvard graduate for almost

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Visiting VES Lecturer Wendy Tilby will find out if When The Day Breaks, her film about a pig who watches a chicken die, is Oscar-worthy in

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Harvard Current editors "happened" across an ad for the McCain campaign on an Asian porn website in mid-January. McCain gearing up for "Super Tuesday," which the candidates face in

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Eight-time all star Yankee Darryl Strawberry failed his third drug test and was suspended from the sport Monday for

525,600 minutes.

In a new study showing marijuana helps cure cancer, nine rats injected with THC, the active ingredient in the drug, outlived the untreated rats by

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More than 5,000 web surfers visited a fake site set up to accept bids on a Hungarian girl's virginity in a period of less than

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Guinness just conducted research into how much beer drinkers lose in their facial hair. The result? A man with a full beard loses about 23 pounds of beer in

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A Japanese version of the television hit "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," which will have a cash money limit at the legal maximum of $90,000, will hit the airwaves in

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Residents of Burkittsville, Md., tired of Blair Witch Project fanatics stealing stuff from their town have told producers to shoot the sequel somewhere else. The film will open in theaters in

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Seniors congregated at the Kong Tuesday night for the 100-day kickoff to graduation. With two days knocked off the total, the seniors have another

141,120 minutes.

Conan O'Brien '85, who managed to survive fifteen minutes with FM earlier this year, will address the throngs at Class Day in

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Mulletsgalore.com, the center for all things mullet, has named the "Too Cool For A Mullet" as the Mullet of the Week. Check for a new mullet in

1,620 minutes.

"Indian Nations," a shop at the Foxwoods casino that sells food products, pottery, baskets, accessories and leather apparel is open everyday for

900 minutes.

In her video for "(Baby) One More Time," teen sensation Britney Spears prances in a Catholic school uniform (popular atire on campus last Saturday) for approximately

1 minute.

Appreciate your pearly whites and the hygienists who made them possible on Dentists' Day, in

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