Police had to control a crowd of worshippers at the Buru Buru Church of God in Nairobi who attacked and heckled Reverend James Omumia for

240 minutes.

The Federal Communications Commission reported that traffic on the Internet doubles every

144,000 minutes.

A drunk Swiss and a drunk Canadian who whooped it up a bit too much at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro have been jailed for their hijinks for

10,080 minutes.

To prepare for the hooligans sure to flock to the Euro 2000 soccer match, Brussles authorities are considering turning police garages into prison cells in

46,080 minutes.

Oprah, the diva of talk, is abdicating her throne to 20/20 veteran John Stossel in

842,400 minutes.

Elton John's new Broadway musical, "Aida", which he ranked an "11 on a scale of 1-to-10," is opening in

10,080 minutes.

The 16 lucky folk who are taking part in the CBS summer series "Survivor" have been roughing it on the deserted island they can call home since Monday. Finalists had to go through psychological testing for

360 minutes.

Green beer will be flowing on St. Paddy's Day in

1,440 minutes.

Much in the same vein as "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire," a Finnish television dating game unwittingly paired a female contestant with an ex-convict bank robber. She has been in fear of her life for

2,880 minutes.

Even though a 32-year-old Zambian housewife is divorcing her husband, she demands one last night of passion. Courts have denied her sex for

3,660 minutes.

"Macoute," a Haitian term for a bad man, "maginnis," an Australian wrestling hold and "mack," meaning a smooth, seductive talker have been deemed official English words by the venerable Oxford English Dictionary for

1,440 minutes.

After jetting off to Mardi Gras and leaving their five, young children home alone for days, Xavier Lewis and his wife, Donna Harris-Lewis have been under arrest for four counts of child abondonment for

2,304 minutes.

Bratislava's Finance Minister, "Brutal Brigita" is notorious for her strict, budget-cutting measures. In response to her reign, The Topvar brewerey has launched "Brigita" beer at six crowns (14 cents) a half liter. The beer has been ready to pound for

5,040 minutes.

Promising to free its readers from the pressures of trying to be "in and trendy," www.dullmen.com reviews dull books, tells dull jokes and lists dull events for every month of the year. The site, run by the U.S. National Council of Dull Men, has been up for

6,480 minutes.

FM's 40 oz. can of Foster's has been open for

8,640 minutes.