Texts ordered through Varsitybooks.com will arrive in students' mailboxes in approximately 2,883 minutes.

Former First Lady Barbara Bush joined the wives and girlfriends of Ryder Cup players in rowing with the women's crew team on the Charles for 0 minutes.

Vacationers may check into a Hilton-owned orbiting space resort 500 miles above the earth for relaxation and space walks in about 10,512,000 minutes.

Gamma-hydroxy butyrate (or liquid G), the potentially life-threatening drug with alcohol-like results now making the rounds at Harvard, hits users in 25 minutes.

Last week, students maximizing their shopping period potential picked up more than three syllabi in 60 minutes.

Harvard Students for Bill Brad-ley knocked on doors in Salem, New Hampshire last weekend for 570 minutes.

Start studying for those LSATs because National Lawyers' Day is coming in 8,640 minutes.

Senior class marshal candidates will be shaking hands and keeping that smile steady for another 12,960 minutes.

By slashing blocking group size in half, the administration has extended blocking group decision hell by at least 289,093 minutes.

Radcliffe College and Harvard University will officially merge in 901 minutes.

Still known to most of the country as "that Potatoe guy," former Vice President Dan Quayle has been out of the current Presidential race for 5,760 minutes.

Bargain shoppers beware! Filene's Basement, which filed Chapter 11 last month, announced it would close 17 locations in under 132,480 minutes.

Women will be able to learn the ways of the new Seneca club at their first information session in 7,200 minutes.

Thanks to the University Information Systems' new telephone rate for evenings, $15 is enough to gab for 150 minutes.

Devastated Harvard students have been forced to live FM-less for a painful 423,360 minutes.