Undergraduate Council vice presidential candidate John A. Burton '01 was booted from the UC Sunday night after missing 10 meetings, totalling

840 minutes.

Last weekend, two Harvard seniors joined the ranks of Rhodes scholars, the well-rounded intellectuals who have trekked to England for

50,983,200 minutes.

The UC candidates, who revealed ALL to FM reporters for this issue, will face off on the real probing questions in

720 minutes.

The "Womb room" of the London's Millennium Dome will feature film of dancing sperm which will repeat every

.75 minutes.

The Tampa City Council decided to ban nude "lap dancing" after an intense meeting lasting

780 minutes.

With recent server slow-down problems, opening an average inbox takes about an extra

3 minutes.

If your ID is stolen, you can report it to Harvard University Identification Services' Web site and deactivate your Crimson Cash in

10 minutes.

On Jan. 29, Pay-per-view will introduce the American public to the phenomenon of Battle Bots with the special, ``Battle Bots World Championship: Bot Bowl 1," which will last

120 minutes.

Advertisers who want a shot at people watching the Super Bowl on ABC this year need to play $2.3 million for

.5 minutes.

In a GOP debate for potential presidential candidates last week, Sen. John McCain expressed a love for the movie "Weekend at Bernie's," which follows the antics of the deceased Bernie Lomax for

97 minutes.

Jews will stop spinning dreidels and eating latkes when the celebration of Hanukkah ends in

3,300 minutes.

Students itching to break out of Cambridge only need to wait another

18,720 minutes. (13 days)

After a hunter sighting of a huge fast-moving creature covered in long, red hair, Chinese scientists in Hubei province's Shennongjia Nature Reserve have been trailing Big Foot for

87,840 minutes. (two months)

Postal carrier-hunting high school students waiting for their early action notices will capture their prey in

8640 minutes. (6 days)

Nick H. Weil '00, who was injured during a performance of "Crazy for You" Saturday night, bled on stage for about

30 minutes

That's...1) 14 hours; 2) 97 years; 3) 12 hours; 4) 45 seconds; 5) 13 hours; 8) 2 hours; 9) 30 seconds; 10) 1 hour 37 minutes; 11) 2 days 7 hours; 12) 13 days; 13) 2 months; 14) six days.